SECONDS: Thanks for wiping my bum (pink)

£1.50 £2.50

SECONDS: Thanks for wiping my bum (pink)

£1.50 £2.50

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A6 card printed on 300gsm recycled silk card, comes with an envelope

Scale of Damage (see photos for examples)

For Environment conscious friends. Pretty Good, close to perfect. Small bends that could be flattened, small shunt to a back corner etc
Bigger Bend, which could be flattened, but a bit creased on the reverse of the bend too
For people you hate but need to send a card. Bit of Damage to the front of the card, bends and scuffs.

Orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days unless otherwise stated at the top of the website. Standard postage is Royal Mail 2nd Class and proof of postage is obtained for every order.

UK delivery is typically 3–5 working days after dispatch, though it can occasionally take longer during busy periods. Royal Mail does not class an item as missing until 10 business days after the expected arrival date, so we're unable to offer refunds or replacements until after that period.

Postage is calculated by approx weight and size at checkout:

Weight
0–20g £1.30
21–49g £1.75
50–149g £2.50
150g-349g £4.00
350–649g £5.00
650g-1800g £8.00
1,801g+ £15.00

Other Tracked upgrades are available at checkout.

For guidance: stickers and decals are approx 2g, cards are 25g, notepads are 30-40g, mugs are 400g, bags are 130-200g and prints are 50/120g

Orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days unless otherwise stated at the top of the website. Standard postage is Royal Mail 2nd Class and proof of postage is obtained for every order.

Some postage is calculated by approx weight and size at checkout:

For guidance: stickers and decals are approx 2g, cards are 25g, notepads are 30-40g, mugs are 400g, bags are 130-200g and prints are 50/120g

International delivery times vary — Europe is typically 4–10 working days, and further afield can take longer. Royal Mail does not class an item as missing until 25 days after dispatch, so we're unable to offer refunds or replacements until after that period.

Europe

Weight
0–25g £5.00
26–180g £11.00
181g+ £20.00

Rest of World

Order Value
£0–£14.99 £12.00
£15–£44.99 £20.00
£45–£99.99 £25.00
£100+ £30.00