Name: Yay, You Haven't Strangled Each Other Yet Anniversary Card
Brand: Fay Dixon Design
SKU: NG000010
Price: 2.50 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Yay, You Haven't Strangled Each Other Yet Anniversary Card

£2.50

Yay, You Haven't Strangled Each Other Yet Anniversary Card

£2.50

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The Yay, You Haven’t Strangled Each Other Yet card is the most honest anniversary card in existence. Because staying together takes patience, compromise, and a very particular kind of love — and that deserves to be celebrated.

Perfect for anniversaries, long-term couples, and anyone who’d find a card full of roses and poetry deeply suspicious. Send it to someone who’ll read it, laugh, and feel genuinely seen.

A6 size, blank inside
Printed on 300gsm white recycled board
Comes with a white envelope

Orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days unless otherwise stated at the top of the website. Standard postage is Royal Mail 2nd Class and proof of postage is obtained for every order.

UK delivery is typically 3–5 working days after dispatch, though it can occasionally take longer during busy periods. Royal Mail does not class an item as missing until 10 business days after the expected arrival date, so we're unable to offer refunds or replacements until after that period.

Postage is calculated by approx weight and size at checkout:

Weight
0–20g £1.30
21–49g £1.75
50–149g £2.50
150g-349g £4.00
350–649g £5.00
650g-1800g £8.00
1,801g+ £15.00

Other Tracked upgrades are available at checkout.

For guidance: stickers and decals are approx 2g, cards are 25g, notepads are 30-40g, mugs are 400g, bags are 130-200g and prints are 50/120g

Orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days unless otherwise stated at the top of the website. Standard postage is Royal Mail 2nd Class and proof of postage is obtained for every order.

Some postage is calculated by approx weight and size at checkout:

For guidance: stickers and decals are approx 2g, cards are 25g, notepads are 30-40g, mugs are 400g, bags are 130-200g and prints are 50/120g

International delivery times vary — Europe is typically 4–10 working days, and further afield can take longer. Royal Mail does not class an item as missing until 25 days after dispatch, so we're unable to offer refunds or replacements until after that period.

Europe

Weight
0–25g £5.00
26–180g £11.00
181g+ £20.00

Rest of World

Order Value
£0–£14.99 £12.00
£15–£44.99 £20.00
£45–£99.99 £25.00
£100+ £30.00