OLD I can and I will Watch Me

OLD Thanks For Wiping My Bum

OLD Good Vibes Only

OLD The Answer Is Tequila

OLD You are the shit

OLD I love christmas so much, i shit tinsel

OLD Santa is not Real

OLD Ho Ho Prosecco

OLD No presents for you whore

OLD Santas Shitlist

OLD GINgle Bells

OLD Merry Christmas you little shit

OLD Roses are Red...Guess whos single yeah bitch you

OLD Roses are Red...Vodka costs less than a dinner for two

OLD Roses are Red...Im so glad your single too

OLD 14 Carrot Gold

OLD Eskimoo

OLD Lambikini

OLD Thanks for not being a total dickhead

SECONDS: Thanks for wiping my bum (pink)

SECONDS: Its the most wonderful time for beer

SECONDS: Its beginning to look a lot like christmas

SECONDS: Merry Christmas You little shit