Fuck you're Old Greeting Card - Fay Dixon Design

Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

£2.50
Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

£2.50
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Product Description

The Fuck You’re Old card is for the birthday where you’ve officially run out of polite things to say about someone’s age. Honest, direct, and delivered with love — mostly.

Perfect for milestone birthdays, best friends who can take a joke, and anyone who’d rather laugh about getting older than pretend it isn’t happening. Send it to someone who’ll appreciate the honesty more than a card full of balloons.

  • A6 size, blank inside
  • Printed on 300gsm white recycled board
  • Comes with a white envelope
UK Postage

Orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days unless otherwise stated at the top of the website. Standard postage is Royal Mail 2nd Class and proof of postage is obtained for every order.

UK delivery is typically 3–5 working days after dispatch, though it can occasionally take longer during busy periods. Royal Mail does not class an item as missing until 10 business days after the expected arrival date, so we're unable to offer refunds or replacements until after that period.

Postage is calculated by approx weight and size at checkout:

Weight
0–20g £1.30
21–49g £1.75
50–149g £2.50
150g-349g £4.00
350–649g £5.00
650g-1800g £8.00
1,801g+ £15.00

Other Tracked upgrades are available at checkout.

For guidance: stickers and decals are approx 2g, cards are 25g, notepads are 30-40g, mugs are 400g, bags are 130-200g and prints are 50/120g
International Postage

Orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days unless otherwise stated at the top of the website. Standard postage is Royal Mail 2nd Class and proof of postage is obtained for every order.

Some postage is calculated by approx weight and size at checkout:

For guidance: stickers and decals are approx 2g, cards are 25g, notepads are 30-40g, mugs are 400g, bags are 130-200g and prints are 50/120g

International delivery times vary — Europe is typically 4–10 working days, and further afield can take longer. Royal Mail does not class an item as missing until 25 days after dispatch, so we're unable to offer refunds or replacements until after that period.

Europe

Weight
0–25g £5.00
26–180g £11.00
181g+ £20.00


Rest of World

Order Value
£0–£14.99 £12.00
£15–£44.99 £20.00
£45–£99.99 £25.00
£100+ £30.00
Fuck you're Old Greeting Card - Fay Dixon Design
  • Fuck you're Old Greeting Card - Fay Dixon Design
  • Fuck you're Old Greeting Card - Fay Dixon Design
  • Fuck you're Old Greeting Card - Fay Dixon Design
  • Fuck you're Old Greeting Card - Fay Dixon Design
  • Fuck you're Old Greeting Card - Fay Dixon Design
  • Fuck you're Old Greeting Card - Fay Dixon Design

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