Name: Well, Shit Greeting Card
Brand: Fay Dixon Design
SKU: SG000007
Price: 1.50 GBP
Availability: InStock

Well, Shit Greeting Card

£1.50 £2.50

Well, Shit Greeting Card

£1.50 £2.50

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The Well, Shit card is for when life throws something at someone and you genuinely don’t know what else to say. Sometimes two words is all you need — and these are the right two words.

Perfect for bad news, unexpected situations, or any occasion where a traditional sympathy card feels wildly inadequate. Send it to someone who’ll appreciate the honesty and the lack of a silver lining.

A6 size, blank inside
Printed on 300gsm white recycled board
Comes with a white envelope

Orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days unless otherwise stated at the top of the website. Standard postage is Royal Mail 2nd Class and proof of postage is obtained for every order.

UK delivery is typically 3–5 working days after dispatch, though it can occasionally take longer during busy periods. Royal Mail does not class an item as missing until 10 business days after the expected arrival date, so we're unable to offer refunds or replacements until after that period.

Postage is calculated by approx weight and size at checkout:

Weight
0–20g £1.30
21–49g £1.75
50–149g £2.50
150g-349g £4.00
350–649g £5.00
650g-1800g £8.00
1,801g+ £15.00

Other Tracked upgrades are available at checkout.

For guidance: stickers and decals are approx 2g, cards are 25g, notepads are 30-40g, mugs are 400g, bags are 130-200g and prints are 50/120g

Orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days unless otherwise stated at the top of the website. Standard postage is Royal Mail 2nd Class and proof of postage is obtained for every order.

Some postage is calculated by approx weight and size at checkout:

For guidance: stickers and decals are approx 2g, cards are 25g, notepads are 30-40g, mugs are 400g, bags are 130-200g and prints are 50/120g

International delivery times vary — Europe is typically 4–10 working days, and further afield can take longer. Royal Mail does not class an item as missing until 25 days after dispatch, so we're unable to offer refunds or replacements until after that period.

Europe

Weight
0–25g £5.00
26–180g £11.00
181g+ £20.00

Rest of World

Order Value
£0–£14.99 £12.00
£15–£44.99 £20.00
£45–£99.99 £25.00
£100+ £30.00